i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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