I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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