So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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