he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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