I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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