I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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