yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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