I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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