I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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