You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
