why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
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He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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