I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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