But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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