how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
