Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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