saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.