What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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