Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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