i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
