Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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