Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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