well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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