if i died would you start the facebook group?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
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