i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I am mentally ready for anal.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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