If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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