i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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