I feel like abortions should bother me more
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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