You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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