I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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