How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
