try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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