at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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