I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I would fuck him just for his dog
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