fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
we're so committed to being not committed
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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