Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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