idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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