By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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