Me. At least after what I've been through.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
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I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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