I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
