why didn't you poke me back
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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