I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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