If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
But theres a keg here and me gusta
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
They are going to name an STD after you.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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