Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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