I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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