I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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