Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
