Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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