The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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