You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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