i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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