grandma shit on top of the toilet
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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