who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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