i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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