ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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