I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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