I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
Randomize
